toesucker:

knifeofvenus:

My pussy is fat my heart is fatter got a tiny brain made of snickerdoodle batter

(via crunchwrapofnotredame)

thehobbutts:

thehobbutts:

im a hoe for art restoration

me, pretending I’m an intellectual while watching someone remove yellowed varnish from a 16th century painting on YouTube for three hours straight

(via gaviotaaaaaaa)

adriensabores:

marina abramobionic:

y’all:

(via marcitlali)

gliimmerr:

why is this so fucking funny

(Source: bratty-adora, via greedyraptor)

stvrklight:

chancethereaper:

snowhands:

see this is why i’m conflicted when people call him a mysterious man of the forest or whatever because he’s literally just like this all the time

Where are his legs

(via latinequisbi)

africanman:

Oh my god.

(via meanplastic)

benwinstagram:

I’m screaming

(via allyphobe)

mockingborb:

vorrible:

yiffpunk:

scumfuckus:

tom-spanks:

remember when u were like 11 and the only thing u wanted was a lava lamp

(via fuks)